Jacob continued to shout until Washu interrupped him.
Zanta Claws: Perfect.
Santa Claus and Matt: Hurray!
Everyone gets inside the van and the van transforms into a robot calls Boxmas Bot.
Past Matt: Oh, this is much better!
Santa Claus: Why did we think the van was a good idea?
No one answers.
Meanwhile the sad family was outside their burning house.
Father: Somebody save us!
Boxmas Bot stomps on them.
Silent Night, take a hike, Jingle Bells, go to Hell.
I'm just like a poisonous snake, overflowed with hate, make no mistake, there is no escape! I will blow up this place, make a mess of your face, and what's left of you...there will be no trace!
(It's a Christmas Demolition!)
(It's a Christmas Demolition!)
Past Matt: Hey, uh, everyone...aren't they both bad guys?
Past Matt: So what are we going to do about this?
Past Jacob: Well I guess this is the part for the REAL Santa Claus. No offense, will show up and save the day.
Past Matt: *gasp, looking at a window* Here he comes now!
Matt sees Santa Claus flying until an explosion happened and crashed down. Door knocked and Santa shows up.
Santa Claus: Sup guys?
Past Matt: *sniffs* Sup?
Past Jacob: So Santa, any ideas how to save Christmas this year?
Santa Claus: Ug..Festive Spirits?
Zanta Claws: Well it's a good job ONE of us has connections. *dials on his phone*
Outside a helicopter appears and drops a crate.
Crazy guy: Here you go Zanta! Considered my debt repaid!
Zanta Claws: What?
Crazy guy: I said considered my debt!
Zanta Claws: What!?
The helicopter leaves and the crate opens to reveal a van inside.
Past Jacob: A van!
Past Jacob: I knew you have to be behind this!
Zanta Claws: No! It's not what...*Matt tackles him
Past Matt: *crying* Why can't you leave Christmas alone!?
Zanta Claws: *shoves Matt off of him* Look I'm clearly not the one doing this.
Jacob and Matt weren't sure to believe him.
Past Jacob: Because I'm standing right here!
They still weren't sure.
Zanta Claws: In front of you!
They continue staring at him.
Zanta Claws pointed to the explosions.
Past Jacob and Matt: Oh.
Past Jacob: So then who....ah. *looks up to see Tom laughing and dress in a Santa suit*
Past Tom: Ooo! Burning montage!
((Montage start playing rock music to show Tom burning a Christmas tree with a flamethrower, a pile of presents, but puts out an bonfire and then set fire to the fire extinguisher. Scene cuts to a happy family sitting on the couch doing nothing until Tom comes in and starts smashing with a hammer, stomps on the Christmas tree, tears off the stockings and wreath over the open fire, kicks the presents, sets fire to the garlands and leaves leaving the family sad and the two kids tearing up.))
Jacob: Hello? Murdoc. Alphonce? Kim?
Jacob hears yelling. He recognized them, Alphonce and his dad were yelling at each other.
Alphonce: Why did you do that?
Murdoc: I have my rights! She was the one that made the first blow! She knew she did something wrong and I won't have it!
Alphonce: I've stop her once.
Murdoc: I'm your father! She is out of here!
Alphonce: What about Nicholas? What about Tara? She's their mother.
Murdoc: Your STEP-MOTHER made a mistake. I don't want anything to do with her after what she did to Jacob! IT'S OVER. Let the law settle custody over your half siblings. She's out of here!
Alphonce: If she goes, then so will Katrina and I.
Murdoc: Fine! Go. About time you get a house of your own! Leave me. Run away again! I won't have that woman back in my house! That's final! I'm settling for a divorce! Get me out this marriage it wasn't going to work in the first place so why stay for the long run, it's OVER!
Jacob Went to look for Kim.
He found her in her's and Murdoc's room. She was quietly Crying.